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Union.Jack JOKERS CLAN FOUNDER
Posts : 2148 Join date : 2010-01-06 Age : 47 Location : Townsville
| Subject: Best joke of all Sat Jan 09, 2010 1:49 pm | |
| Lylows face | |
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x-ume JOKERS CLAN ADMIN
Posts : 1293 Join date : 2010-01-08 Age : 52 Location : Collingwood suck
| Subject: Re: Best joke of all Sat Jan 09, 2010 1:50 pm | |
| should be in the horror section. | |
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lylow JOKERS CLAN FOUNDER
Posts : 4190 Join date : 2010-01-05 Age : 38 Location : Brisbane
| Subject: Re: Best joke of all Sat Jan 09, 2010 1:51 pm | |
| - Rock_N_Rolla wrote:
- Lylows face
Bobbing 3 feet above Rockas face. My ass is 1 foot above your face. My knife, and your tags are bobbing along with me, clutched firmly in my hands. DIVORCE! | |
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cranky JOKERS CLAN MEMBER
Posts : 788 Join date : 2010-01-08
| Subject: Re: Best joke of all Sat Jan 09, 2010 1:57 pm | |
| A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was mugged by a gang of snails. A police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what happened.
The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face and replied “I don't know, it all happened so fast.” | |
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cranky JOKERS CLAN MEMBER
Posts : 788 Join date : 2010-01-08
| Subject: Re: Best joke of all Sat Jan 09, 2010 2:07 pm | |
| A 2nd grade teacher decides to teach sex ed. to her class. She starts out by drawing a penis on the chalk board and asks the class, "Does anyone know what this is?"
And little Johnny says, "Yes, my dad has 2 of them!"
And the teacher says, "Are you sure about that?"
And little Johnny says, "Yes, he uses a small skinny one to go to the bathroom, and a big long one to brush the babysitter's teeth." | |
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cranky JOKERS CLAN MEMBER
Posts : 788 Join date : 2010-01-08
| Subject: Re: Best joke of all Sat Jan 09, 2010 2:09 pm | |
| ok one more
A little girl and her mother were out and about.
Out of the blue, the girl asked her mother, "Mommy, How old are you?"
The mother responded, "Honey, women don't talk about their age. You'll learn this as you get older."
The girl then asked, "Mommy, how much do you weigh?"
Her mother responded again, "That's another thing women don't talk about. You'll learn this, too, as you grow up."
The girl, still wanting to know about her mother, then fired off another question, "Mommy, why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"
The mother, a little annoyed by the questions, responded, "Honey, that is a subject that hurts me very much, and I don't want to talk about it now."
The little girl, frustrated, sulked until she was dropped off at a friend's house to play. She consulted with her girlfriend about her and her mother's conversation.
The girlfriend said, "All you have to do is sneak a look at your mother's driver's license. It's just a like a report card from school. It tells you everything."
Later, the little girl and her mother were out and about again.
The little girl started off with, "Mommy, Mommy, I know how old you are. I know how old you are. You're 32 years old."
The mother was very shocked. She asked, "Sweetheart, how do you know that?"
The little girl shrugged and said, "I just know. And I know how much you weigh. You weigh 130 pounds."
"Where did you learn that?"
The little girl said, "I just know. And I know why you and Daddy got a divorce. You got an 'F' in sex." | |
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FlyHighNoob FORUM USER
Posts : 83 Join date : 2010-01-10 Location : Gold Coast
| Subject: Re: Best joke of all Sun Jan 10, 2010 7:54 pm | |
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crakhore69 JOKERS CLAN MEMBER
Posts : 171 Join date : 2010-01-08 Age : 51 Location : on another fucking planet
| Subject: Re: Best joke of all Mon Jan 11, 2010 5:49 am | |
| ive just got myself a new job. | |
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x-ume JOKERS CLAN ADMIN
Posts : 1293 Join date : 2010-01-08 Age : 52 Location : Collingwood suck
| Subject: Re: Best joke of all Mon Jan 11, 2010 5:57 am | |
| lol... your boob rack maybe alittle high fo some of those sagging grannies out their. | |
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blackninja06 JOKERS CLAN MEMBER
Posts : 355 Join date : 2010-01-08 Age : 41 Location : melbourne
| Subject: Re: Best joke of all Mon Jan 11, 2010 8:05 am | |
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Regats JOKERS CLAN MEMBER
Posts : 186 Join date : 2010-01-09 Location : Sydney
| Subject: Re: Best joke of all Mon Jan 11, 2010 10:47 am | |
| That is brilliant BlackNinja, Hilarious! God I pissed myself laughing | |
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blackninja06 JOKERS CLAN MEMBER
Posts : 355 Join date : 2010-01-08 Age : 41 Location : melbourne
| Subject: Re: Best joke of all Mon Jan 11, 2010 11:21 am | |
| its great thought i would share my laughter | |
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cadet_king JOKERS CLAN MEMBER
Posts : 260 Join date : 2010-01-10 Age : 34 Location : Central Coast, NSW
| Subject: Re: Best joke of all Mon Jan 11, 2010 11:44 am | |
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lylow JOKERS CLAN FOUNDER
Posts : 4190 Join date : 2010-01-05 Age : 38 Location : Brisbane
| Subject: Re: Best joke of all Sun Jan 17, 2010 6:47 am | |
| Everyone jump out of this thread, and have a look what Fastcraig put under "Sense of humour" on his profile. Here's the LinkHe will now be banned from the clan. Let this be a lesson to the rest of youOnly jokin! AND UP THE MIGHTY PIES!!!!!!!! | |
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blackninja06 JOKERS CLAN MEMBER
Posts : 355 Join date : 2010-01-08 Age : 41 Location : melbourne
| Subject: Re: Best joke of all Tue Jan 26, 2010 11:08 am | |
| Three couples went out camping. The three husbands stayed in one tent and the three wives stayed in the other. At about 3 in the morning, Bob woke up and yelled, "Wow, unbelievable!"
Bill woke up and asked, "What's going on?"
Bob said, "I've got to go to the other tent and find my wife."
"How come?"
"To have sex! I just woke up with the biggest erection I've ever had in my life!"
After a pause, Bill said, "Do you want me to come with you?"
"Hell, no! Why would I want you to do that?"
"Because that's my dick you're holding." | |
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x-ume JOKERS CLAN ADMIN
Posts : 1293 Join date : 2010-01-08 Age : 52 Location : Collingwood suck
| Subject: Re: Best joke of all Tue Jan 26, 2010 11:24 am | |
| Classic | |
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Au_reefer JOKERS CLAN ADMIN
Posts : 1031 Join date : 2010-01-21 Age : 53 Location : WA
| Subject: Re: Best joke of all Tue Jan 26, 2010 6:11 pm | |
| Told on TS but I'll post it too
Mate sent me a SMS
Fantastic I've just discovered Twitter
It's the sensitive area between the girls twat and her shitter | |
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lylow JOKERS CLAN FOUNDER
Posts : 4190 Join date : 2010-01-05 Age : 38 Location : Brisbane
| Subject: Re: Best joke of all Tue Jan 26, 2010 6:18 pm | |
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lylow JOKERS CLAN FOUNDER
Posts : 4190 Join date : 2010-01-05 Age : 38 Location : Brisbane
| Subject: Re: Best joke of all Wed Feb 03, 2010 1:01 pm | |
| All the animals at Woolly and Mephisto's house: Eh? Eh? You know what Im talkin' 'bout | |
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THE_ANIMAL FORUM USER
Posts : 15 Join date : 2010-02-16
| Subject: Re: Best joke of all Mon Mar 08, 2010 12:09 pm | |
| Some of these jokes are kind of racist but yeah.
Your not funny
Last edited by Rock_N_Rolla on Thu Mar 11, 2010 10:07 am; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : Racsit jokes aren't funny) | |
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THE_ANIMAL FORUM USER
Posts : 15 Join date : 2010-02-16
| Subject: Re: Best joke of all Mon Mar 08, 2010 12:18 pm | |
| Why is my sig not working? anyone know why? | |
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Au_reefer JOKERS CLAN ADMIN
Posts : 1031 Join date : 2010-01-21 Age : 53 Location : WA
| Subject: Re: Best joke of all Mon Mar 08, 2010 12:38 pm | |
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Union.Jack JOKERS CLAN FOUNDER
Posts : 2148 Join date : 2010-01-06 Age : 47 Location : Townsville
| Subject: Re: Best joke of all Mon Mar 08, 2010 12:45 pm | |
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Hairymofo FORUM USER
Posts : 165 Join date : 2010-01-11
| Subject: Re: Best joke of all Mon Mar 08, 2010 12:51 pm | |
| My two best mates are Maoris and their dad didn't mess with Karls sister...
But by god, she hit 15, got beautiful and karl couldn't stop his best mate going there. | |
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JoeBlake JOKERS CLAN MEMBER
Posts : 15 Join date : 2010-03-08 Age : 44 Location : QLD
| Subject: Re: Best joke of all Mon Mar 08, 2010 2:39 pm | |
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