FUCK Team Death Match

FUCK TEAM DEATH MATCH RIGHT UP ITS GAPING, CUM DRIPPING, CONSTANTLY-VIOLATED ASSHOLE.

If you ever see me playing it on battlelog - report it, because someone will have hacked my account.

What a pile of fucking shit!
Team "Camp the enemy's spawn" match.
Team "camp any spot you cant get to on the map" match.
Team "snipe you as you spawn, from impenetrable cover designed solely for cockhead snipers on shitty fucking maps" match.
Team work Match

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That last one was just a crazy joke I thought I'd throw in there, to see if you were paying attention or not.



I've looked into the minds of the DICE dev team and found out how they created TEAM DEATH MATCH MAPS:




Its fucking brilliant! If youve ever wanted to rip your own eyeballs out, eat them for lunch, shit them out, then eat them again in a day or so when they resurface - dont bother. Just play 20 mins of TDM. Not even a full round is needed to experience the joyous sensation of your recently detached eyeballs being slowly liquefied by your own festering digestive acids.


FUCK
THIS
GAME.

You mad bro?

LuL

I thinks he very mad...............LYL U Mad Bro?

QUICK!

There is no time to waste!

Someone change the server modes to TDM!

SOMEONE PLEASE! FOR LOLZ!

IT'S FOR THE LOLZ!

I was mad. Then I vented. Then I got the misses to do her thing.... Lol.

I'll be back on later tonight.

YOU though Jack, you can't talk. In the background of Gaddo's latest knifing vid over top of all the "aww Gaddo"'s and "you bugger!"'s, there's Jaquie boy shouting "the next engineer to spawn on me better stay the hell away from me, and stay the hell away from my tank!" lol there's cool, calm gaming at it's best.

ROFL!

lylow wrote:

I was mad. Then I vented. Then I got the misses to do her thing.... Lol.

I'll be back on later tonight.

one word........ Giggety

lylow wrote:

YOU though Jack, you can't talk. In the background of Gaddo's latest knifing vid over top of all the "aww Gaddo"'s and "you bugger!"'s, there's Jaquie boy shouting "the next engineer to spawn on me better stay the hell away from me, and stay the hell away from my tank!" lol there's cool, calm gaming at it's best.

ROFL!

I belive I'm well within my rights to rage about engineers that carry mines and not repair tools. Your an engineer, your supposed to fix stuff ffs. Mines help you not the team.

LoL wooossaaaa lylow whooo saaaa but on a serious note, tmd is a shitstorm system adapted by the dice devs to imitate similar gameplay to meet the desires of CoD whores who dont play the game for their team, but for themselfs

FUCK TDM

Union.Jack wrote:

I belive I'm well within my rights to rage about engineers that carry mines and not repair tools. Your an engineer, your supposed to fix stuff ffs. Mines help you not the team.

You mad bro?

Ok I got to say it back to him. Im happy.




@ Stabby: smart ass. Come say gday on TS any time old mate. But fuck you and your comments in this thread! Hahaha

@Festo: Amen to that. Lol. Lil bit o' lovin' fixes allll ya troubles


and @ spleen: Hahaha - "Im Mike Lowwwwry. Ooooh lookit me Im MIKE LOWWWWRY!" +1 for you mate, just for the Bad Boys reference

Get mad, bro.

lylow joins tdm...... nek minnit.

i actually enjoyed the last couple of infantry only tdm with sniper limiter on. but there is only 1 server that has these settings unfortunetly it is always full. i enjoy sniping (not camping) but too many snipers fuck tdm up badly
on a side not festo i love ur sig lol

This thread made me LOL cause now TDM is all Lylow has been playing

Jailbird, nice beard man. You should style that shit.

P.S Everyone, you should see me on the battlefield over the next few days. Don't get too excited, I realise it's like the return of Jesus but still...

lol

haha

TDM makes lylow all jelly!

u jelly bro?

Non, you're an idiot.

Hahaha, woudlnt be the same without ya mate.