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ThePiedPiper
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PostSubject: BEWARE!!!!! BUNNINGS SCAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!   BEWARE!!!!! BUNNINGS SCAM!!!!!!!!!!!!! I_icon_minitimeSat Nov 13, 2010 2:57 am

A "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular Bunnings customers. Over the last month I became the victim of a clever scam whilst out shopping. Simply going out to get hardware supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good looking 18 or 19 year old girls come over to your car as you are loading your stuff into the car.
They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Bunnings. You agree and they get in the back seat.

On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.
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PostSubject: Re: BEWARE!!!!! BUNNINGS SCAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!   BEWARE!!!!! BUNNINGS SCAM!!!!!!!!!!!!! I_icon_minitimeSat Nov 13, 2010 5:15 am

hahahaha, i think i might need some new tools from bunnings this weekend.
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PostSubject: Re: BEWARE!!!!! BUNNINGS SCAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!   BEWARE!!!!! BUNNINGS SCAM!!!!!!!!!!!!! I_icon_minitimeSat Nov 13, 2010 5:34 am

lmao. I work at Bunnings, if only this were true...
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PostSubject: Re: BEWARE!!!!! BUNNINGS SCAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!   BEWARE!!!!! BUNNINGS SCAM!!!!!!!!!!!!! I_icon_minitimeSat Nov 13, 2010 5:48 am

LUL!
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PostSubject: Re: BEWARE!!!!! BUNNINGS SCAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!   BEWARE!!!!! BUNNINGS SCAM!!!!!!!!!!!!! I_icon_minitimeSat Nov 13, 2010 9:55 am

damn must be an east coast thing im at bunnings every day almost and all i get is a big hairy man called marty asking for my number for a job (hope not a bj)
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PostSubject: Re: BEWARE!!!!! BUNNINGS SCAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!   BEWARE!!!!! BUNNINGS SCAM!!!!!!!!!!!!! I_icon_minitimeSat Nov 13, 2010 11:15 am

JUMPING ON A PLANE NOW!!!!!!!!

You need all the support you can get.
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PostSubject: Re: BEWARE!!!!! BUNNINGS SCAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!   BEWARE!!!!! BUNNINGS SCAM!!!!!!!!!!!!! I_icon_minitimeSat Nov 13, 2010 3:25 pm

What a classic. I was trying to read it out to my missus but struggled to get that last paragraph out! Awesome.
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PostSubject: Re: BEWARE!!!!! BUNNINGS SCAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!   BEWARE!!!!! BUNNINGS SCAM!!!!!!!!!!!!! I_icon_minitimeMon Nov 15, 2010 12:33 am

fuck thats classic... your the man piper

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PostSubject: Re: BEWARE!!!!! BUNNINGS SCAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!   BEWARE!!!!! BUNNINGS SCAM!!!!!!!!!!!!! I_icon_minitimeFri Nov 26, 2010 1:06 pm

I'm baned from Bunnings!

I was down there the other day in the timber section and this guy in what looked like some sort of sumo belt walked up to me and said "You look like you need decking" I decided to get the first punch in and that's when the trouble started....
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PostSubject: Re: BEWARE!!!!! BUNNINGS SCAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!   BEWARE!!!!! BUNNINGS SCAM!!!!!!!!!!!!! I_icon_minitimeFri Nov 26, 2010 1:53 pm

I was in Bunnings once and this hot 18 year old girl offered to give me some wood...

I told her she already had and I got asked to leave Sad

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PostSubject: Re: BEWARE!!!!! BUNNINGS SCAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!   BEWARE!!!!! BUNNINGS SCAM!!!!!!!!!!!!! I_icon_minitimeFri Nov 26, 2010 2:37 pm

LOLOLOLOL
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PostSubject: Re: BEWARE!!!!! BUNNINGS SCAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!   BEWARE!!!!! BUNNINGS SCAM!!!!!!!!!!!!! I_icon_minitimeSat Nov 27, 2010 5:16 am

lol
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PostSubject: Re: BEWARE!!!!! BUNNINGS SCAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!   BEWARE!!!!! BUNNINGS SCAM!!!!!!!!!!!!! I_icon_minitimeSat Nov 27, 2010 4:14 pm

gotta luv bunnings........ and aussies who dont look after their teeth..... makes us look like pommies!!!!!!!!!!
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