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+7Nissan S13 mpks MIC Lucky LeRawn Mozzie32 ThePiedPiper 11 posters |
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ThePiedPiper FORUM USER
Posts : 740 Join date : 2010-01-22 Age : 46
| Subject: BEWARE!!!!! BUNNINGS SCAM!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sat Nov 13, 2010 2:57 am | |
| A "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular Bunnings customers. Over the last month I became the victim of a clever scam whilst out shopping. Simply going out to get hardware supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.
Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good looking 18 or 19 year old girls come over to your car as you are loading your stuff into the car. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Bunnings. You agree and they get in the back seat.
On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets. | |
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Mozzie32 JOKERS CLAN MEMBER
Posts : 482 Join date : 2010-01-08 Age : 32 Location : Melboune
| Subject: Re: BEWARE!!!!! BUNNINGS SCAM!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sat Nov 13, 2010 5:15 am | |
| hahahaha, i think i might need some new tools from bunnings this weekend. | |
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LeRawn JOKERS CLAN MEMBER
Posts : 574 Join date : 2010-07-07 Age : 35 Location : Melbourne
| Subject: Re: BEWARE!!!!! BUNNINGS SCAM!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sat Nov 13, 2010 5:34 am | |
| lmao. I work at Bunnings, if only this were true... | |
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Lucky JOKERS CLAN ADMIN
Posts : 1171 Join date : 2010-01-13 Location : On A Reef.
| Subject: Re: BEWARE!!!!! BUNNINGS SCAM!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sat Nov 13, 2010 5:48 am | |
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MIC JOKERS CLAN MEMBER
Posts : 154 Join date : 2010-08-13 Age : 39 Location : perth
| Subject: Re: BEWARE!!!!! BUNNINGS SCAM!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sat Nov 13, 2010 9:55 am | |
| damn must be an east coast thing im at bunnings every day almost and all i get is a big hairy man called marty asking for my number for a job (hope not a bj) | |
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mpks FORUM USER
Posts : 156 Join date : 2010-01-10 Age : 57 Location : Adelaide
| Subject: Re: BEWARE!!!!! BUNNINGS SCAM!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sat Nov 13, 2010 11:15 am | |
| JUMPING ON A PLANE NOW!!!!!!!!
You need all the support you can get. | |
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Nissan S13 FORUM USER
Posts : 20 Join date : 2010-10-07
| Subject: Re: BEWARE!!!!! BUNNINGS SCAM!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sat Nov 13, 2010 3:25 pm | |
| What a classic. I was trying to read it out to my missus but struggled to get that last paragraph out! Awesome. | |
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Mephisto JOKERS CLAN ADMIN
Posts : 555 Join date : 2010-01-09 Age : 41 Location : Gold Coast
| Subject: Re: BEWARE!!!!! BUNNINGS SCAM!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mon Nov 15, 2010 12:33 am | |
| fuck thats classic... your the man piper | |
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chookstrangler JOKERS CLAN MEMBER
Posts : 205 Join date : 2010-01-09 Age : 62 Location : Brisbane
| Subject: Re: BEWARE!!!!! BUNNINGS SCAM!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fri Nov 26, 2010 1:06 pm | |
| I'm baned from Bunnings!
I was down there the other day in the timber section and this guy in what looked like some sort of sumo belt walked up to me and said "You look like you need decking" I decided to get the first punch in and that's when the trouble started.... | |
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Union.Jack JOKERS CLAN FOUNDER
Posts : 2148 Join date : 2010-01-06 Age : 47 Location : Townsville
| Subject: Re: BEWARE!!!!! BUNNINGS SCAM!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fri Nov 26, 2010 1:53 pm | |
| I was in Bunnings once and this hot 18 year old girl offered to give me some wood... I told her she already had and I got asked to leave | |
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Lucky JOKERS CLAN ADMIN
Posts : 1171 Join date : 2010-01-13 Location : On A Reef.
| Subject: Re: BEWARE!!!!! BUNNINGS SCAM!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fri Nov 26, 2010 2:37 pm | |
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Au_reefer JOKERS CLAN ADMIN
Posts : 1031 Join date : 2010-01-21 Age : 53 Location : WA
| Subject: Re: BEWARE!!!!! BUNNINGS SCAM!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sat Nov 27, 2010 5:14 am | |
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Mozzie32 JOKERS CLAN MEMBER
Posts : 482 Join date : 2010-01-08 Age : 32 Location : Melboune
| Subject: Re: BEWARE!!!!! BUNNINGS SCAM!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sat Nov 27, 2010 5:16 am | |
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ThePiedPiper FORUM USER
Posts : 740 Join date : 2010-01-22 Age : 46
| Subject: Re: BEWARE!!!!! BUNNINGS SCAM!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sat Nov 27, 2010 4:14 pm | |
| gotta luv bunnings........ and aussies who dont look after their teeth..... makes us look like pommies!!!!!!!!!! | |
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