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PostSubject: PEOPLE OVER 35 SHOULD BE DEAD   PEOPLE OVER 35 SHOULD BE DEAD I_icon_minitimeSun Mar 21, 2010 11:56 am

PEOPLE OVER 35 SHOULD BE DEAD

From something I scanned in a Legion of Frontiersman's newsletter I was given to read.

PEOPLE OVER 35 SHOULD BE DEAD.
HERE'S WHY.........
According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 40's, 50's, 60's or even maybe the early 70's probably shouldn't have survived. Our baby cots were covered with bright coloured lead based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets, and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets. (Not to mention the risks we took hitchhiking) As children, we would ride in cars with no seatbelts or air bags. Riding in the back of a Ute on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle. Horror! We ate cakes, bread and butter, and drank soft drinks with sugar in it, but we were never overweight because we were always outside playing. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle, and no one actually died from this. We would spend hours building go-carts out of scraps and then rode down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. After running into the bushes a few times, we learned to solve the problem. We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on. No one was able to reach us all day. NO MOBILE PHONES!![Unthinkable!
We did not have play stations, Nintendo 64, X Box, no video games at ail, no 99 channels on cable, video tape movies, (DVD's Now) surround sound, personal cell phones, personal computers, or the Internet chat rooms. We had friends! We went outside and found them. We played brandy, and sometimes, the ball would hurt. We fell out of trees, got cut and broke bones and teeth, and there were no lawsuits from these accidents. They were accidents. No one was to blame but us. Remember accidents? We had fights and punched each other and got black and blue and learned to get over it. We made up games with sticks and tennis balls and we ate worms, and although we were told it would happen, we did not put out very many eyes, nor did the worms live inside us forever. We rode bikes or walked to a friend's home and knocked on the door, or rang the bell or just walked in and talked to them. Sports had tryouts and not everyone made the team, those who didn't had to learn to deal with disappointment, some students weren't as smart as others, so they failed a grade. Horrors! Tests were not adjusted for any reason. Our actions were our own Consequences were expected. The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of. They actually sided with the law Imagine that! This generation has produced some of the best risk-takers and problem solvers and inventors, ever. The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas. We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned how to deal with it all.

After reading this, i remembered growing up just like that. Big family, no seat belts sitting in the back of the HQ stationwagon or ute. People can't handle a few harsh words without getting upset.

They had some news item on tv here a few days back where jet star lost a ladies kids booster seats and told her she's just going to have to drive home slowly without them and she spins out, tells the tv fags and everyones crying about it. esp her. "i drove home at 10kph so i didn't have an accident"
Felt like reaching through the tv and slapping her...
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PostSubject: Re: PEOPLE OVER 35 SHOULD BE DEAD   PEOPLE OVER 35 SHOULD BE DEAD I_icon_minitimeSun Mar 21, 2010 12:15 pm

If we needed to contact someone we went down to the phone box and rang them if we had no phone.

My parents paid their bills unlike half of the scum around these days who dont pay for stuff all unless the government gives them a hand out.

And yes we did play outside all day, I would leave in the morning on a day of 35 or over and go to the cricket nets all day and come home when it was dark.
OOOOh the heat, its too hot to go out.

No one had to see a shrink or have a student counsellor, YA got slapped for being a prick.


You kids need to harden the f$$k up, YA HEAR ME.

Steps off soap box to let someone else step up.
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PostSubject: Re: PEOPLE OVER 35 SHOULD BE DEAD   PEOPLE OVER 35 SHOULD BE DEAD I_icon_minitimeTue Apr 06, 2010 2:39 pm

lol! I turned out ok, I think scratch lol!
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