Maybe they can help us ban the IRNV?!!!
Aww crap, I forgot to donate to their Red Shield Appeal. Maybe they'll help us out next year though, if I bung in an extra tenner when the nutters come knocking?
"Here's your money - can I put in a request that it be used to ban Metmap and Bully and skinny and anyone else thats shot me?"
"You know - theyre in violation of International Humanitarian Law, cause they make me rage... "
" ...... "
"Oh and while youre at it, can I ask - how far does your mandate reach? I call for a full and permanent ban on chess. Anyone caught playing it should be locked up!"
"Here's your money back, Im sorry, I wont call again"