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ThePiedPiper
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PostSubject: LIBERAL OR LABOR????   LIBERAL OR LABOR???? I_icon_minitimeWed Aug 18, 2010 5:16 pm

LIBERAL OR LABOUR???????



what is your preference??????




one of these 2 mugs is going to be our PM on sunday, so who is it gunna be?????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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PostSubject: Re: LIBERAL OR LABOR????   LIBERAL OR LABOR???? I_icon_minitimeWed Aug 18, 2010 6:43 pm

FUCKED IF I KNOW!


SEX PARTY!


But if i do that.... it goes to abbott and costello anyway. Fuckin budgy smugglin prick. And the red headed bitch can go get fucked. None of them have any guts to come out and say what they are really feeling.

Rhetoric after rhetoric. If i hear "we are moving forward" one more time.... Im gonna rip the bloody tele out at the wall.


I honestly think for the first time in 5 elections that Ive voted in, Im going to donkey vote and let some other cunt pick between the giant douche on the left, and the turd sandwich on the right.
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PostSubject: Re: LIBERAL OR LABOR????   LIBERAL OR LABOR???? I_icon_minitimeThu Aug 19, 2010 8:52 am

lylow wrote:
FUCKED IF I KNOW!
If i hear "we are moving forward" one more time.... Im gonna rip the bloody tele out at the wall.

we are moving forward Grin Grin Grin <insert sound of tv being pipped off the wall>
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PostSubject: Re: LIBERAL OR LABOR????   LIBERAL OR LABOR???? I_icon_minitimeThu Aug 19, 2010 11:14 am

Doesn't matter who gets in, they will just give out tax payers dollars
to entice people to breed and add to our already over populated planet.

I vote for the shooters party, maybe they will put a cull policy into place, boat
people problem solved.
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PostSubject: Re: LIBERAL OR LABOR????   LIBERAL OR LABOR???? I_icon_minitimeThu Aug 19, 2010 11:29 am

the only thing i like is the idea of turning boat people away. we have enough of the bastards here already, like all the violent sudanese. our gov payed for them to come here gives them 50k a year and free public housing and many other benefits and in return they deal drugs and walk aroung in gangs bashing people.
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PostSubject: Re: LIBERAL OR LABOR????   LIBERAL OR LABOR???? I_icon_minitimeThu Aug 19, 2010 11:32 am

FUCK OFF WERE FULL
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PostSubject: Re: LIBERAL OR LABOR????   LIBERAL OR LABOR???? I_icon_minitimeThu Aug 19, 2010 1:32 pm

HellFire wrote:
FUCK OFF WERE FULL

Here here.

Sick of hearing whats her face say "THE AUSTRALIAN PEOPLE" in every sentence.
She has constantly sunk the boots into Abbott relentlessly and gutted and threw him back into the ocean for the sharks to eat.

Voting for Bob Brown and his mob, imagine if they got in then they will say WTF do we do now????

Its a lose, lose situation but I assume labor will get in.
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PostSubject: Re: LIBERAL OR LABOR????   LIBERAL OR LABOR???? I_icon_minitimeThu Aug 19, 2010 2:20 pm

mpks wrote:
HellFire wrote:
FUCK OFF WERE FULL

Here here.

Sick of hearing whats her face say "THE AUSTRALIAN PEOPLE" in every sentence.
She has constantly sunk the boots into Abbott relentlessly and gutted and threw him back into the ocean for the sharks to eat.

Voting for Bob Brown and his mob, imagine if they got in then they will say WTF do we do now????

Its a lose, lose situation but I assume labor will get in.

assuming is 1 thing, voting for them is completely different! at least the lib's wont increase marine parks (to stop families fishing), blow a hell of a lot of money on a "Cabled Broadband network" when even the US is going satellite wireless at over 100mbs, going to fuck up global mining investments, introduce a INTERNET FILTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


now the lib's might pull tight a few purse strings just to compensate for the FUCK UPS of the labor government over the past 3 years but overall they will provide a good economy and affordable living standards for all us aussies!!!!!!! a carbon tax (which labor and greens will gun for) will smash us all for between $50 to $300 a week (depending on your family and household) who is going to UP OUR PAY by that much???????????

its a close call, i only hope the LIB'S get in........ its lookin labor, but bloody close though!!!!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: LIBERAL OR LABOR????   LIBERAL OR LABOR???? I_icon_minitimeThu Aug 19, 2010 3:31 pm

lylow wrote:
FUCKED IF I KNOW!


SEX PARTY!

Lylow - you do know that this isn't really THAT kind of party don't you?
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PostSubject: Re: LIBERAL OR LABOR????   LIBERAL OR LABOR???? I_icon_minitimeThu Aug 19, 2010 3:58 pm

DyrtyDyk wrote:
lylow wrote:
FUCKED IF I KNOW!


SEX PARTY!

Lylow - you do know that this isn't really THAT kind of party don't you?




They are the only people that have come out and plainly said " We will make an 18+ game rating for australia"

Thats a huge thing to my week. Personally I spend almost as much time gaming as I try to spend making more money (so that I can in turn, game more Razz )
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PostSubject: Re: LIBERAL OR LABOR????   LIBERAL OR LABOR???? I_icon_minitimeThu Aug 19, 2010 7:44 pm

Evil or Very Mad

Needs a "None of the above" option....................................... No
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PostSubject: Re: LIBERAL OR LABOR????   LIBERAL OR LABOR???? I_icon_minitimeFri Aug 20, 2010 7:19 am

Vote 1 for the Sex Party.

No Internet Filter Policy.

All the Midget gay porn you can get your hands "and what nots" on.
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PostSubject: Re: LIBERAL OR LABOR????   LIBERAL OR LABOR???? I_icon_minitimeFri Aug 20, 2010 1:21 pm

I know this doesnt belong here but its on the same subject

Whether Liberal or Labor , I think you'll get a kick out of this!


A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'

Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:

I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister..

Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government


We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.

The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.

And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.


He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.

So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.


Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny..

He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '

The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'

The little boy replies, 'The Prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit.'
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PostSubject: Re: LIBERAL OR LABOR????   LIBERAL OR LABOR???? I_icon_minitimeSat Aug 21, 2010 5:27 pm

So, seems that it'll be a hung parliament, the first for 70 odd years. What do we do now? :\
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PostSubject: Re: LIBERAL OR LABOR????   LIBERAL OR LABOR???? I_icon_minitimeSun Aug 22, 2010 1:46 am

Same as before...play bc2 Grin
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PostSubject: Re: LIBERAL OR LABOR????   LIBERAL OR LABOR???? I_icon_minitimeSun Aug 22, 2010 2:27 am

Now they both have to suck cock to get thew other parties to join them.
So who ever sucks nore cock wins.


And no x-ume you cant have a go Grin
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PostSubject: Re: LIBERAL OR LABOR????   LIBERAL OR LABOR???? I_icon_minitimeSun Aug 22, 2010 3:57 am

Oh well, I wanted to be PM too Unhappy
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PostSubject: Re: LIBERAL OR LABOR????   LIBERAL OR LABOR???? I_icon_minitimeSun Aug 22, 2010 5:01 am

were fucked either way, its just that liberal will use lube to make it hurt less, labour will just say "bend over boy, im goin in dry",
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PostSubject: Re: LIBERAL OR LABOR????   LIBERAL OR LABOR???? I_icon_minitimeSun Aug 22, 2010 6:17 am

lmfao.... The official count wasnt ended yet. they still need to count the ones from overseas. 60k vote in England
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PostSubject: Re: LIBERAL OR LABOR????   LIBERAL OR LABOR???? I_icon_minitimeSun Aug 22, 2010 8:59 am

You can just imaging the independents just rocking backwards and forwards in their chairs with a massive grin on their face.

"So who wants to play mummy's and daddy's" they will flock to their knees.
Soooooo many sore jaws from sucking, plenty of chap stick sales for ass kissing.

Bet they will be hurrying to their advisors asking what the independents names and their childrens names are.

Squeeze their bollocks hard independents and make them pay for being BAD and let them know what its like to be screwed.

Steps off soap box for the next person to stand up.
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PostSubject: Re: LIBERAL OR LABOR????   LIBERAL OR LABOR???? I_icon_minitimeSun Aug 22, 2010 1:01 pm

they believe this year there were perhaps a record number of donkey voters (anyone care to guess why) lol.
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PostSubject: Re: LIBERAL OR LABOR????   LIBERAL OR LABOR???? I_icon_minitimeSun Aug 22, 2010 1:30 pm

you do know they had pretty much the same same policy:-
1) vote the red head
2) vote the lizardman

big choice
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PostSubject: Re: LIBERAL OR LABOR????   LIBERAL OR LABOR???? I_icon_minitimeMon Aug 23, 2010 2:56 pm

equip3d wrote:
they believe this year there were perhaps a record number of donkey voters (anyone care to guess why) lol.

so - by "Donkey vote" do you mean anyone who voted for either of these 2 jackasses...?


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PostSubject: Re: LIBERAL OR LABOR????   LIBERAL OR LABOR???? I_icon_minitimeMon Aug 23, 2010 3:55 pm

as (OUR CLAN AND FRIENDS) the pre POLL vote asked, who should GOVERN?????? well as far as OURS vote went , the LIBERALS WON HANDS DOWN> as for the country the LIBERALS WON before preferences but its a 50/50 stalemate!. the LIB'S got almost 1/2 a million more votes than labor to GOVERN..., hmmm but them those dodgy greeny preferences. i swear if those greens stop me fishing..... im gunna battlefield em! and gustav them to the face!!!!!!!




for me...... i DO HOPE that that ABBOT bloke gets in, just so he dont think bout those internet filter thingys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and dont blow money like 40 odd billion on something that wireless will become better within a few years anyway...... i dunno????????? plus ... sink those fuckin boats.... PLEASE!
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