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PostSubject: Christmas is bum sex unless......   Mon Dec 19, 2011 4:15 pm



I was filled with a room full of Victoria secret models ready for a massive orgy and I was the only guy, THEN ONLY THEN I would love Christmas.

any one else got opinions on Christmas?
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PostSubject: Re: Christmas is bum sex unless......   Mon Dec 19, 2011 6:58 pm

Christmas is so bad they nailed the prick to a cross for inventing it.

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PostSubject: Re: Christmas is bum sex unless......   Tue Dec 20, 2011 2:58 am

I get a pet Tyrannosaurus Rex.

Needs more dinosaurs..
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PostSubject: Re: Christmas is bum sex unless......   Tue Dec 20, 2011 3:47 am

If xmas is like rear entry access for you, must be doing christmas wrong! Friends, family, outdoors, sun, beer, laughs, good times, no work.

We definetly have different opinions on that Grin
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PostSubject: Re: Christmas is bum sex unless......   Tue Dec 20, 2011 7:14 am

I love christmas for because of what is gives us, not because of what it means to a bunch of religious holy fruitcakes.

10 days of no work. TEN.

To someone in grade 8, thats a slap in the face. But to us crusty old farts - ten days is longer than the ice age. And coincidentally its also as long it takes to knock over about 3 cartons of coronas.

Beer, mates, new years eve parties, boxing day cricket, maybe even the odd present as well. Plus drunken rooting! Every body can enjoy that (as long as youre 18+ ) Suspect

I love christmas. But mention the word church and I'll throw the book at you! - Potentially The Good Book. That's 3000 pages of KAPOW! from Genesis through to Revelations, headed straight for your face.

So bring on Christmas! Here\'s Cheers

but watch out churchies! Angry

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PostSubject: Re: Christmas is bum sex unless......   Tue Dec 20, 2011 7:23 am

Amen to that.

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PostSubject: Re: Christmas is bum sex unless......   Tue Dec 20, 2011 7:54 am

I just love Christmas, going to church and celebrating the birth of the little baby Jesus our lord and saviour. Decorating the Christmas tree brings me so much joy I love put on all the tinsel and lights and especially the angel on top of the tree.

I cannot wait for Christmas morning so I can get up early to see what Santa has brought me. I sent him my hand written list months ago, I hope he got it.

Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.

A Merry Christmas to you all and a happy new year.

Lots of Love

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PostSubject: Re: Christmas is bum sex unless......   Tue Dec 20, 2011 8:03 am

I love you too BUMBAR, I mean BULLBAR. Love

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PostSubject: Re: Christmas is bum sex unless......   Tue Dec 20, 2011 9:31 am

christmas rocks!
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PostSubject: Re: Christmas is bum sex unless......   Wed Dec 21, 2011 2:19 am

Bully im all of a sudden way suspect of you mate Suspect

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PostSubject: Re: Christmas is bum sex unless......   Wed Dec 21, 2011 4:47 am

A room full of this works too especially if we can play on the back 9 Shocked

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PostSubject: Re: Christmas is bum sex unless......   Wed Dec 21, 2011 5:11 am

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PostSubject: Re: Christmas is bum sex unless......   Wed Dec 21, 2011 6:06 am

AUS-Jailbird wrote:
Bully im all of a sudden way suspect of you mate Suspect

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You mean you werent from the start? Man you should know, its the ones you least suspect! affraid

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