As a solicitor for a nigerian prince who has recently passed away I'd like to inform you that he has actually left you 10 of these cards in his will. As he only had your forum on file I coudlnt ring you but the Nigerian government is trying to take these cards off me. I would like to speedily present these cards to you. Please send me $100 just to cover the shipping and I'll get them sent to you asap.
Yours Sincely
Mootai Mingabi
Solictor for Prince Haba-jaba-jab